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Recent Movie Reviews


Mario Deaths! Mario Deaths!

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 27, 2010

Funny

That was hilarious, i thoroughly enjoyed seeing Mario pwned. The animation was so so, the music really set the mood for the funny. So 5/5, 10/10.



Warhammer 40k Tribute Warhammer 40k Tribute

Rated 4 / 5 stars January 24, 2010

A great tribute

The animation was spotty, but 2005 what do you expect? The mood was a little relaxed from whats supposed to be the Universe's darkest era. The music really sucked me into the conflict and got the blood pumping. If only the D.O.W. games featured that.

Animation: 3/5
Sound: 3/5
Music: 5/Epic
Story: 2/5

All in all: 4/5, 8/10

Note* @Poison; I'm sure you are just rooting for the Tau in general, but the two races featured in this tribute are the Space Marines and the Eldar.


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Beer Run! Beer Run!

Rated 5 / 5 stars January 19, 2010

Humor erection

I laughed my beard off the entire time (you owe me a beard). The animation was great, humor was hilarious. I reccomend this to anyone with a sense of humor.

*SPOILER ALERT*
My favorite parts were the screaming car scenes. Perfecto.

Animation: Epic/Epic
Sound: 5/5
Story: 5/5
Humor: 5/5

All in all: 5/5, 10/10.


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Recent Game Reviews


Talesworth Adventure Ep.1 Talesworth Adventure Ep.1

Rated 4 / 5 stars April 25, 2010

Great Game

I remember all the joy back in the day of dungeons, dragons and graph paper maps oh my. Hell i still use em, screw WOTC's download-able drivel! The game is fun for about 10 minutes then it gets highly repetitive. As other users have stated, the music gets annoying after about 5 minutes. Other then those two issues i had, it was a really enjoyable game. Thanks for the blast from the past! sincerely, another 2.5-3.0-3.5 D&D player.

Game-play: 5/5
Animation: 5/5
Music: 2/5
Sound Effects: 3/5

All in all: 4/5, 8/10.



Battling the Undead Battling the Undead

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars March 27, 2010

Not so much.

Same problem as the other reviewers. Hit CTRL once in awhile and its an instant death. Game is rather glitched and the music is nothing special. With this being your first flash ill be nice.

Gameplay:2
Music:1
Sound:1
Graphics:5

All in all: 2/5, 5/10.



My Pet Protector 2 My Pet Protector 2

Rated 4 / 5 stars January 30, 2010

Seom Flaws

I am a big fan of RPGs big and small, hell Ive been playing D&D for about 12 years now. I like almost every facet of the game. Here are my issues;

1: The hit/miss ratio is just awful, i got 12 misses in a row. C'mon now!

2: The CR (Critical Rating) of some of the monsters is just ridiculous, i mean starting out basically as a lvl 1 character with weak starter skills pitted against opponents who have only a few HP less than you and do "11" points of DMG consistently. It just takes away some of the fun of dungeon crawling.

Every other element i enjoyed so good job on a flash-based RPG.

Animation: 4/5
Music: 5/5
Gameplay: 3/5
Sound: 4/5
Content: 5/5
Variety: 5/5

All in all: 5/5, 8/10


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Recent Audio Reviews


Combat Evolved Remix Combat Evolved Remix

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars August 29, 2009

Disgusting

This is a strain on the ear drums. I think blood exploded out of my nostrils due to this "musical" atrocity. Please leave the music to the talented Professionals.



RedFaction- Knack For Insomnia RedFaction- Knack For Insomnia

Rated 5 / 5 stars September 12, 2006

Awesome

That's pretty awesome so i say other NG'ers vote a 10 bitches!



Hynotized Hynotized

Rated 4 / 5 stars September 12, 2006

Calming

This peice is quite the calmer.


Recent Art Reviews


gatsumono_ubuntu-karmic-koala Ubuntu Karmic Koala

Rated 0 / 5 stars Nov 14, 2009

Less then mediocre

For a novice, im sure its wonderful.... Nope still crap.


Gatsumono responds:

Wow... That was uncalled for. I took ages to vector the koala by hand. And if you hate it, at least give me critique on what makes it so bad.