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DamnedTurk's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 73 (From
16 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,495 Points
Another Small Favor
A Small Stitch
Unlocked 8/26/09
25 Points Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
25 Points Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Flower Power
Unlocked 8/26/09
25 Points Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
25 Points Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Hunt the Hunter
Unlocked 8/26/09
25 Points Eliminate the Pig Hunter
25 Points Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Spider Slayer
Unlocked 8/26/09
25 Points Kill a spider, save a kitty.
25 Points Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Another Small Favor
Unlocked 8/26/09
100 Points Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
100 Points Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)
Armed Prophet
Alien Juice
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat
Unlocked 11/25/09
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic
25 Points
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman
25 Points
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull
25 Points
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman
25 Points
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Handy Man
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien
50 Points
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned
50 Points
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Armored Ashura
Henshin
5 Points
Transform to Ashura mode!
Comboist
Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points Perform a 45 combo.
10 Points Perform a 45 combo.
Coming Home
25 Points
End the game.
Greedy Ashura
50 Points
Score more than 200K
Ashura Master
100 Points
End the game without dying in expert difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/190 points)
Babies Dream...
PHYSICAL THERAPY
Unlocked 2/4/10
5 Points Finish the tutorial.
5 Points Finish the tutorial.
TEAR IN THE WORLD
Unlocked 2/4/10
5 Points Enter a rift.
5 Points Enter a rift.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Unlocked 2/4/10
5 Points Find the incomplete area.
5 Points Find the incomplete area.
HAPPY FAMILY
Unlocked 2/4/10
10 Points Finish the first level for each character.
10 Points Finish the first level for each character.
FULL POCKETS
25 Points
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
JUST ANOTHER DAY
Unlocked 2/4/10
25 Points Finish Mell's story.
25 Points Finish Mell's story.
RACE FOREVER
25 Points
Finish Fuzor's story.
SINGULAR SPEED
25 Points
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
THE QUEST TO BECOME
25 Points
Finish Naaij's story.
RACE TO THE END
50 Points
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
TREASURE HUNTER
50 Points
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER
100 Points
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING
100 Points
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 5/13 (50/450 points)
Cave of Wonders
Black Coffin
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening
Unlocked 9/18/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power
Unlocked 9/18/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal
Unlocked 9/18/09
25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck
Unlocked 9/18/09
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom
50 Points
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power
100 Points
Complete all other achievements!
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 5/10 (80/315 points)
Communist in Space
Qvit Stalin
5 Points
Start already!
Liberated
Unlocked 11/17/09
50 Points Beat the game
50 Points Beat the game
Over 9000
50 Points
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)
Crush the Castle: PP
Castle Hater
Unlocked 10/6/09
5 Points Beat all castles in Black Shores
5 Points Beat all castles in Black Shores
Castle Pusher
Unlocked 10/6/09
5 Points Beat all castles in Umbria
5 Points Beat all castles in Umbria
Castle Crusher
10 Points
Beat all castles in Betsonia
Castle Destroyer
Unlocked 10/6/09
10 Points Beat all castles in Dante Flats
10 Points Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Castle Smasher
Unlocked 10/6/09
10 Points Beat all castles in Wintervale
10 Points Beat all castles in Wintervale
Tutorial Smasher
Unlocked 10/6/09
10 Points Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
10 Points Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Warming Up the Trebuchet
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Don't Eat Red Snow
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
No Survivors
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Resistance is Futile
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
I Hate Castles
50 Points
Crush all castles
Gold Medalist
100 Points
Get gold medals in all castles.
Medals Earned: 5/12 (40/285 points)
Epic Battle Fantasy
Beholder
10 Points
Slay the tentacle beast.
Defender
10 Points
Slay the sentinel.
King Slime
Unlocked 10/2/09
10 Points Slay the giant slime.
10 Points Slay the giant slime.
Mecha
10 Points
Slay the giant robot.
Regice
10 Points
Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku
50 Points
Slay your undead god.
Warrior
50 Points
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero
100 Points
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight
100 Points
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/460 points)
Epic Battle Fantasy 2
Battle Cat
10 Points
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Giga Golem
Unlocked 8/26/09
10 Points Master the elements.
10 Points Master the elements.
Guardian
Unlocked 8/26/09
10 Points Smash up an elite sentry.
10 Points Smash up an elite sentry.
Invincible
10 Points
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Kitten Kart
Unlocked 8/26/09
10 Points Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
10 Points Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Max Radiation
Unlocked 8/26/09
10 Points Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
10 Points Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Minigamer 1
10 Points
Get 5000 points in part one.
Minigamer 2
10 Points
Get 6000 points in part two.
Noob
10 Points
Kill yourself.
Oblivion
10 Points
Swept away by waves of fire.
Sand Worm
10 Points
Eat worms for breakfast.
Zombie Hydra
10 Points
Slay the undead dragon.
Middle Tier
25 Points
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Minigamer 3
25 Points
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Sword Master
25 Points
Try out all swords.
Beast Master
50 Points
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Leet Tier
50 Points
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Overkill
50 Points
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Valkyrie
50 Points
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
God Tier
100 Points
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 4/20 (40/495 points)
LARRY: Doug-Out
Best Quality In Town
10 Points
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Maxed Weapons
10 Points
Max upgrades in weapons.
Bloody Doug
Unlocked 3/15/10
25 Points Beat doug to his bloodiest.
25 Points Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Perfect Run
25 Points
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Endurance Master
50 Points
Last up to day 15.
Maxed Money
50 Points
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Massive Score
100 Points
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)